English With Waffles

Now this essay is about an imaginary character called Brian, who drank himself to death with a bottle of vodka. He was 13.
(Fun Fact: The word count for this essay was set at 17-777 words)

Why Nicholas Cage caused Brian's death.

Brian's death is Nicholas Cage's fault. This will be obvious after you've read this essay, as we look at his influences on society, behavior and recent movies.

First, how he influences society.
Being a fairly mainstream actor, and his movies generally popular, Nicholas Cage has become one of the many figures who shape our pop culture and by extension, our society. We shall look at the effects of this later on.

Next, his behavior, on screen and off.
In the majority of his movies Cage has played a drinker, more often then not an alcoholic. Off the silver screen he is also an alcoholic, this combined with his influences over society, makes it obvious that he supports a binge drinking culture, strengthening the pressures teens are under to take part in this destructive culture.

Third and finally, his recent movies, more specifically, his ones made with Disney, have thrown the world into a state of madness, with their bad story lines and melodramatics.

In conclusion, the amount of evidence against Mr. Cage is staggering. His powers over society have been misused, in order to create a new generation of alcoholics, and headless to the consequences, this caused Brian to steal and scull a bottle of Vodka, leading to his death by alcohol poisoning. This self destructive behavior, must be controlled, rather then supported by pop icons.



Eherm...

Until next time, farewell.